That’s how you climb the corporate ladder.
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
It got better!
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
This needs to be a book.
Today I took a big step. I deleted the phone number of my ex. It was my final(ish) step of removing him from my life and accepting I’ll never see him after graduation. I’m fully over him and have been for the better part of a year, and in that year I’ve realized he isn’t someone who needs to be in my life anymore. I’m happier with the people I have now than I was with him. Yes, I miss him as one of my best friends, but that him is long gone and he will never be back. Yes, I still dislike him due to the way he turned into the opposite person of who he claimed to be throughout our relationship and friendship. But the last time I will ever see him will be on June 8th, as I am walking the stage in my NHS gear, my Socrates medal, and hopefully, a second medal. After I toss my hat and become an official alum, I’ll join my family, friends, and boyfriend in celebrating this huge milestone, then leave the stadium never to see the ex again. I’ve been shaped in ways this year to make me realize that he’s out of my life for a reason. So, goodbye sir. It’s been a hell of a ride.
